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TopicI am done with you people of gamefaqs
BlAcK TuRtLe
05/13/20 9:34:57 AM
#3
bye

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TopicContest Stats and Discussion - Part 1355
BlAcK TuRtLe
04/29/20 9:26:14 AM
#88
This is yet another case of you people living in a strange echo chamber. Melee is "massive" amongst a small group of competitive Smash players that represent maybe 2% of the entire Smash playerbase. The other 98% moved on when Brawl came out.

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TopicThe Zen Contest Highlights 2: a hate in time
BlAcK TuRtLe
04/29/20 9:17:33 AM
#33
I must say, reddit's complete inability to comprehend a simple single elimination bracket system, and their insistence that all decades have to be based on arbitrarily starting in the year 1AD has been the highlight of the contest.

What is it about that site that makes the users such pedantic assholes?

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TopicContest Stats and Discussion - Part 1355
BlAcK TuRtLe
04/29/20 9:14:53 AM
#86
Board 8 fanboyism basically breaks down like so:

  • Non-standard "best Final Fantasy" games like 8/9
  • Breath of the Wild is the "b3st g4m3 3vAr!!!" despite it being one of the worst Zeldas riddled with shit mechanics
  • Any mainline Nintendo series, but never the entries in that series that are "too mainstream". Perfect example is the love for Galaxy/Odyssey as opposed to the actual quality Mario games 3/World/64. Or the fact that the board is stuck on Melee despite every subsequent Smash being better than the last in every objective way
  • Obscure JRPG series like Tales, Ys, Dragon Warrior, Shadow Hearts, etc
  • "Quirky and omg sooooo random" Japanese games like Katamari/Phoenix Wright/Doki Doki Literature Club

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TopicDF Retro - Final Fantasy VII
BlAcK TuRtLe
04/29/20 9:09:16 AM
#3
Digital Foundry is one of the best youtube channels

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TopicContest Stats and Discussion - Part 1355
BlAcK TuRtLe
04/29/20 1:38:02 AM
#74
LeonhartFour posted...
so basically just BT
"Liking games based on their objective merits, and personal tastes makes it a bad opinion. Only following the B8 hivemind is the correct opinion" - Board 8's resident FF8 fanboy

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TopicBoy that SephG topic didn't last very long, did it?
BlAcK TuRtLe
04/29/20 1:33:14 AM
#256
foolm0r0n posted...
Go back and count how many sexual harassment reports you had to sweep under the rug in order to maintain this talking point

You are literally a Trump supporter with this angle
Have you read any of my posts? The only Trump supporters are the butthurt Bernie bros that are upset that the majority of primary voters don't want their tax dollars going to some college dropout that couldn't handle their Philosophy classes, and didn't realize that liberal arts are probably not conducive to getting an actual job.

Bernie bros trying to circumvent the democratic process to "smear" the most popular democratic candidate are the fools that are handing the election to Trump on a silver platter. These people got so swept up in their reddit echo chambers, they didn't realize that the majority of the country don't want Bernie's policies (even though Universal Healthcare is the biggest no-brainer policy that Biden should be pushing for)

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TopicImagine you're running for President of the United States
BlAcK TuRtLe
04/29/20 1:29:23 AM
#47
Like, people that are supporting wild unfounded claims of assault to smear someone in the court of public opinion are doing it for 1 of 2 reasons:

  • Bernie bros that want to circumvent the due process of the primary elections to push an unpopular candidate over the one the people actually voted for
  • People that value the "dopamine hit" they get for being "woke" on social media over the lives of actual abuse victims.

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TopicImagine you're running for President of the United States
BlAcK TuRtLe
04/29/20 1:26:44 AM
#46
Dark Young Link posted...
Or maybe we were just raised not to be rapists? Perhaps we made a point not to touch someone if they didn't want to be touched?

I mean unless you want to count "Kid too young to understand anything about sex who ran through the house naked or some other thing that would be considered sexual harassment if done by an adult" at which point I need to publicly apologize to my parents for probably pulling an R Kelly on them before I was potty trained.
Here's the problem with this line of thinking, it directly contradicts itself with the concept of "removing consent" after the fact, which most of the SJW mouthbreathers are openly supporting. It also stretches to situations where a woman will use sex as a tool (say to get a job, or just to say they had sex with someone famous) who then after the fact claim they were "coerced" into it.

It's people like you that make it difficult for actual victims of sexual assault to get justice. Or have none of you people ever heard of "the boy who cried wolf"?

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TopicImagine you're running for President of the United States
BlAcK TuRtLe
04/29/20 1:23:13 AM
#45
pjbasis posted...
That's not the point.

The question just says that as long as one person can interpret your actions as inappropriate, it would count.
There's some more stupidity

So we should throw the entire concept of laws out the window because someone wants their 15 minutes of fame and feels guilty about sucking a famous person's dick years later?

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TopicFFXIV Topic 2: Eden's Verse, brought to you by Alfred Hitchcock
BlAcK TuRtLe
04/28/20 11:26:31 PM
#460
I've fallen into a deep dark hole of fishing. Finally caught the first 3 fish for the Feast of Famine questline

Realistically, you can finish off your first Pagos weapon in a few hours now. If you want to shorten the grind, just do weekly challenge logs in Anemos every week until you hit max level

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TopicGame of the Decade: 2010-2019 Contest Analysis Crew - Part 4
BlAcK TuRtLe
04/23/20 8:55:02 AM
#409
Assuming Odyssey didn't SFF Shovel Knight, which I'm not convinced of

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TopicContest Stats and Discussion - Part 1351
BlAcK TuRtLe
04/23/20 8:04:57 AM
#373
I've never seen someone jerk themselves off in the stats topic about how much they love some obscure JRPG quite as much as Yuri.

I'm usually against blocking people because it's for crybaby manchildren, but I'm honestly considering it given how little value he adds with the sheer volume of his posts.

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TopicContest Stats and Discussion - Part 1351
BlAcK TuRtLe
04/23/20 1:43:31 AM
#313
Yuri_LowelI posted...
lol oot 3d would be weak.
It's become clear that the average GameFAQs voter has become stupider over the years. I think there might be a correlation between all the MAGA hat wearers and Bernie bros polluting this site and the overall drop in IQ.

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TopicContest Stats and Discussion - Part 1351
BlAcK TuRtLe
04/22/20 11:22:59 PM
#259
Has Smash always had such bad Euro trends? Or did the addition of Mega Man to the rosters just destroy its Euro vote?

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TopicContest Stats and Discussion - Part 1351
BlAcK TuRtLe
04/22/20 9:03:38 PM
#158
jeffjimbo posted...
i don't think resident evil characters will ever get in smash. the main issue is probably the face models
Uhhhhh, Snake?

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TopicContest Stats and Discussion - Part 1351
BlAcK TuRtLe
04/22/20 9:02:34 PM
#155
Team Rocket Elite posted...
That may be so but Fire Emblem would beat RPG games that are weaker than they are.
Precisely. Saying a stupid blanket statement like "Noone will vote an SRPG over and RPG makes zero sense when FE would beat most of the RPGs in this bracket, including the Fails game

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TopicContest Stats and Discussion - Part 1351
BlAcK TuRtLe
04/22/20 8:55:06 PM
#140
Yuri_LowelI posted...
Don't call my logic stupid if you're too thick to understand it. IT makes perfect sense is true. Genres Matter. RPG's are more popular than FPS's on this site. Action Games are more popular than Sports games on this site. ITs not Rocket Science.

And your logic is "people don't like too many FE characters in smash so thts why series is weak"

lol You are absolutely pathetic. Its like you only come here to talk about games...but you don't actually PLAY games. When was the last time you actually played a Video game? Maybe you'd get educated on how genres work and peoples perception towards them.
Again, if you werent so mentally deficient, you would have seen the list of all the games I played in the bracket from a few topics ago.

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TopicContest Stats and Discussion - Part 1351
BlAcK TuRtLe
04/22/20 8:50:52 PM
#129
FF9s numbers in that contest are highly suspect. It's by far the biggest outlier in that year's xstats.

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TopicContest Stats and Discussion - Part 1351
BlAcK TuRtLe
04/22/20 8:48:04 PM
#120
Yuri_LowelI posted...
How would FFT do against FFVI or 7 or 9 or X or even 8?

You're clueless.

I'm saying SRPG's have a ceiling to how popular they can be. People on here will always prefer Traditional RPG's. WHy is that so hard for your small brain to comprehend?
By your stupid logic, it should lose to every other Final Fantasy that isn't an SRPG

People don't like Fire Emblem because it's the same fucking game every couple years. Add to that the way it flooded the Smash roster with Generic McSworddudes

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TopicContest Stats and Discussion - Part 1351
BlAcK TuRtLe
04/22/20 8:45:50 PM
#113
DoomTheGyarados posted...
9 beats it.
Lol

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TopicContest Stats and Discussion - Part 1351
BlAcK TuRtLe
04/22/20 8:44:04 PM
#106
charmander6000 posted...
To be fair that's because it has Final Fantasy in its name, notice it is a lot weaker than a lot of games from its series
The only FF games that beat it are 6, 7, 8 and X

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TopicContest Stats and Discussion - Part 1351
BlAcK TuRtLe
04/22/20 8:41:53 PM
#100
What is this SRPG point Yuri keep bleeding on about? FFT would win this division handily

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TopicWhat game supprised you the most with how well it did?
BlAcK TuRtLe
04/22/20 8:39:01 PM
#14
Spider Man

Since when do shitty PS4 exclusive licensed games do that kind of performance on the Smash du jour

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TopicContest Stats and Discussion - Part 1351
BlAcK TuRtLe
04/22/20 8:29:00 PM
#60
pronouncemyname posted...
This is proof the Vita was a successful system.
97% of the people who voted for it have never touched a Vita, let's be real

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TopicContest Stats and Discussion - Part 1351
BlAcK TuRtLe
04/22/20 8:21:00 PM
#32
KamikazePotato posted...
Rallying for GTA is a pandora's box scenario. You rally for FE, sure, maybe you get a smattering of waifuvotes. If GTA rallies catch fire it could end the contest. That game has sold like 80 million copies.
Sales don't matter

But GTA has a big online community of 13 year olds. The right rally could possibly work, or it would backfire spectacularly

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TopicContest Stats and Discussion - Part 1351
BlAcK TuRtLe
04/22/20 8:17:58 PM
#20
Yuri_LowelI posted...
Lol no it isn't. This is Persona 4 Golden. Not Persona 5.
People have already shown that a game being a shitty remake/port doesn't factor into their voting with Resident Evil

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TopicGame of the Decade: 2010-2019 Contest Analysis Crew - Part 4
BlAcK TuRtLe
04/22/20 8:16:26 PM
#391
Yep, Xenoblade ain't winning this division, if it can even get past the inevitable hentai rallies

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TopicContest Stats and Discussion - Part 1350
BlAcK TuRtLe
04/22/20 8:14:43 PM
#484
Oh right, forgot about that

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TopicContest Stats and Discussion - Part 1350
BlAcK TuRtLe
04/22/20 8:13:20 PM
#482
Team Rocket Elite posted...
Just 1 person fell off the Top 50. Jinjo802 did not have SSBU and SMO winning yesterday.
How on earth do you get this far into the contest and get bumped the leaderboard on that of all days?

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TopicContest Stats and Discussion - Part 1350
BlAcK TuRtLe
04/22/20 8:12:36 PM
#477
Yuri_LowelI posted...
Whoever wins between FE and Xenoblade wins the Division

I don't know why thats hard to understand.
Because Persona is stronger than both of those games, and GTA is probably going to beat it

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TopicContest Stats and Discussion - Part 1350
BlAcK TuRtLe
04/22/20 8:09:10 PM
#457
Interesting results, GTA is looking pretty good at the freeze, and Xenoblade is looking like talk if it winning the division is lol now

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TopicContest Stats and Discussion - Part 1350
BlAcK TuRtLe
04/22/20 7:27:37 PM
#401
Advokaiser posted...
It's absolutely stunning how strong BotW is despite having a large amount of people saying it's not that good.

You could argue it's a vocal minority, but it's quite a big minority if you ask me.
In my circle of friends, all but one of us hate it. I'm thinking the only people that liked it are the GameFAQs regulars who haven't played a game in the last decade, and were not overexposed to the tired, boring Open World AssCred formula

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TopicGame of the Decade: 2010-2019 Contest Analysis Crew - Part 4
BlAcK TuRtLe
04/22/20 7:24:38 PM
#379
Xenoblade has all the makings of a paper tiger waiting to be exposed. It may beat Fire Emblem, but it won't look impressive.

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TopicPicks that burned your bracket.
BlAcK TuRtLe
04/22/20 4:07:09 PM
#7
metaIslug posted...
I went Witcher 3>Skyrim

Yea, I don't think so
You're in luck!

Not pulling the trigger on Witcher 3 > Skyrim is my biggest regret at this point, as Witcher has looked stellar, and Skyrim has looked blah all contest.

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TopicContest Stats and Discussion - Part 1350
BlAcK TuRtLe
04/22/20 4:05:04 PM
#338
I was a frequent poster on GameFAQs, LL and I browsed Reddit a lot around the time of that contest. I don't recall that game "taking the internet by storm", unless it was a weird 4chan circlejerk. Even then those usually filter down to other sites.

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TopicContest Stats and Discussion - Part 1350
BlAcK TuRtLe
04/22/20 3:56:48 PM
#336
shane15 posted...
Monika was the first and probably last time i ever picked based on a rally. Luckily i only took her 2 rounds.
To this day I have no idea who that character is or why anyone thought it would result in a rally. Is it just one of those Board 8 circlejerk games?

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TopicContest Stats and Discussion - Part 1350
BlAcK TuRtLe
04/22/20 8:20:53 AM
#205
HaRRicH posted...
And here lies one of the biggest problems with rallies -- the motive. There are a lot of rallies started because somebody wants to be proven right in the hopes of prizes or bragging rights rather than because it's someone's favorite game.
I'd almost prefer people rallying for their bracket over people just doing it for the sheer fuck of it. How much of a basement dwelling mouthbreather do you have to be to care that much about validating your shitty opinions?

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Topic* GotD 2020 Guru Contest Stats & Discussion - Part One *
BlAcK TuRtLe
04/22/20 1:17:23 AM
#429
Oh wow, by a twist of fate, I am now forced to root for Xenoblade in a match I thought it would not even have been here for

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TopicCaught some students cheating in my class. What would you do?
BlAcK TuRtLe
04/22/20 1:14:58 AM
#89
You have no balls

I would have thrown the book at them, to the fullest extent

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TopicBetter Call Saul (spoilers but none in first post)
BlAcK TuRtLe
04/22/20 1:05:56 AM
#49
So she's going to go crazy and blow up the HHM office, and Saul will have to kill her to save ABQ?

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TopicContest Stats and Discussion - Part 1350
BlAcK TuRtLe
04/21/20 10:27:52 PM
#169
LeonhartFour posted...
LOL Mario Kart 8 Deluxe as the 1 seed
There are like 3 switch games, is that a surprise?

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TopicBetter Call Saul (spoilers but none in first post)
BlAcK TuRtLe
04/21/20 10:07:16 PM
#45
This episode was basically the Hank finding the Leaves of Grass while on the shutter moment of BCS. Nachi is exposed and Kim has officially broken bad. This sets up the stakes for the final season perfectly, and I can't fucking wait. Hopefully Covid doesn't have too much of an impact on the production schedule

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TopicContest Stats and Discussion - Part 1350
BlAcK TuRtLe
04/21/20 10:01:14 PM
#161
MetalmindStats posted...
Besides the aforementioned matches, there's one that wasn't 1v1, but certainly isn't a good sign for Mario: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/poll/3492

http://thengamer.com/gamefaqs/06Spring/06-SnakeStrikesSSB.jpg

Also, Snake didn't just wildly boost out of thin air from 2005 to 2006.
Man, whatever happened to Aeon and Lucid Faia. Pretty much the only names on that list that I remember that aren't here anymore

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TopicContest Stats and Discussion - Part 1350
BlAcK TuRtLe
04/21/20 8:21:20 PM
#85
MoogleKupo141 posted...
I choose to believe this is just spider-man being good rather than smash doing bad
I can't see how a PS4 licensed game could possibly be legit, but it actually makes more sense than Smash being weak for no apparent reason

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TopicContest Stats and Discussion - Part 1350
BlAcK TuRtLe
04/21/20 8:20:41 PM
#82
Are you forgetting about the series of shitting NSMB games? Or 3D Land/World which was awful

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TopicContest Stats and Discussion - Part 1350
BlAcK TuRtLe
04/21/20 8:18:42 PM
#75
Just looked at the results, why is noone talking about what an absolute fucking egg Smash is laying right now? It might actually lose to the worst Mario game since Sunshine, which is MINDBLOWING

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Topic* GotD 2020 Guru Contest Stats & Discussion - Part One *
BlAcK TuRtLe
04/21/20 8:12:06 PM
#414
I live to fight another day! Feels good to not be eliminated as a result of a stupid fucking bullshit rally for once

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TopicContest Stats and Discussion - Part 1350
BlAcK TuRtLe
04/21/20 8:10:25 PM
#50
Is this Moonroof person a new account? Everyone talks like he's a regular, but I've literally never seen him before.

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TopicGame of the Decade: 2010-2019 Contest Analysis Crew - Part 4
BlAcK TuRtLe
04/21/20 8:00:25 PM
#340
The real anti-rally measure is to take any votes that came from a reddit referral and ignore them. make it look like they went through, but not actually count them.

Without Reddit, there is no rally potential

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